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meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

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samandriel:

Now I’m just watching videos of koalas doing koala things and this

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accurate.

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youtastelikenachos:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

If you do one thing today, please click through to listen to this bird. I have not laughed so hard in a very long time.

It’s a real-life muppet. 
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shorterexcerpts:

youtastelikenachos:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

If you do one thing today, please click through to listen to this bird. I have not laughed so hard in a very long time.

It’s a real-life muppet. 

librarianpirate:

comeondiejung:

tgifreitag:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Deep Fried Pickle Poppers

STOP IT

THATS ILLEGAL IM CALLING THE POLICE

Brandon and I made these tonight and y’all?  It’s like a fried pickle and a mozzarella stick had a baby in my mouth.  IN MY MOUTH, Y’ALL!

(Source: do-not-touch-my-food)

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